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- Nov 21, 2008
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Satire: The Non-White Man's Burden - God's Vengeance— Having failed to destroy humanity with the Tower of Babel, God is now embarked on establishing the Cuisine of Babel which will finish the task.
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- Nov 18, 2008
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Satire: Spokespersons Say Military Not Ready for Diversity — Interviewed sources cite history when justifying a ban on gay military personnel.
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- Nov 13, 2008
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Google Searches Can Also Track Intellectual Outbreaks— Simple steps to avoid an epidemic of cognitive activity.
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- Nov 10, 2008
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Bush And Obama: What Really Happened at the White House— What really happened when President Bush and President-elect Obama met at the White House? Here's the real dope.
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- Nov 9, 2008
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After Much Debate, the Title of "Greatest Sport" Goes To...— After centuries of heated debate, one sport has finally emerged as the greatest of all time.
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Palin in 2012: Let's Get the Party Started!— We must cleanse the Republican Party of the moderates who stand in the way of party unity and purity.
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Obama’s First News Conference: Questions We Wish They’d Asked— What might we have learned had reporters asked the right questions at Obama's first news conference as President-elect.
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- Nov 3, 2008
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How To Make Friends— Being popular is often synonymous with being an expert liar.
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- Oct 31, 2008
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My New Best Commander-in-Chief— Barack Obama - you're up for discussion
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How To Stress— Have you become too content? This guide will help you regain your frantic, uptight ways in no time.
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- Oct 24, 2008
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So, Who Wants On The Blazers Bandwagon?— Spots on the Blazers bandwagon are filling quickly - do you have what it takes to make it before it's too late?
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- Oct 14, 2008
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Will The Real Martian Please Stand Up?— To our extra-terrestrial visitors: Had we but world enough, and time, this coyness, alien, were no crime.
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- Oct 9, 2008
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Satire: A Cautionary Tale of the Value of a Vote— The net worth of a vote? Not as much as you would think.
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- Oct 8, 2008
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Some Cinematically-Inspired NBA Predictions— If your NBA team was a movie for the 2008-09 season, which one would it be?
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- Oct 1, 2008
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Satire: Speaker Pelosi Will Moderate the Thursday Debate Between Governor Palin and Senator Biden— The political debates are fun. Let's all watch the Biden/Palin debate.
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- Sep 30, 2008
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How to Look Cool in a Coffee Shop, or Tips for Hipsters— Those obnoxious coffee shop hipsters with their MacBooks...
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- Sep 25, 2008
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Checklist for the Upcoming Depression— Being prepared means coming up with a checklist for the upcoming depression.
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- Sep 22, 2008
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Satire: Music Fan Ponders Fate of Collection after His Demise— One music fan worries about his collection once he's gone
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- Sep 15, 2008
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How to Lose an Electorate (Or Not Win Them Over Much)— Anyone noticed anything odd about all these attack ads?
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Satire: Area Music Fan Suffering from Hearing Loss— A music fan comes to terms with his hearing loss.
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- Sep 10, 2008
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Satire: Who Does Lance Armstrong Think He Is?— With Lance coming back, the cyclist's shrink will attempt to convince him that he should try a different route.
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- Sep 4, 2008
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The Mountains Have Labored and Brought Forth an Insignificant Mouse— How to discuss McCain's Trophy Vice without once mentioning the kids.
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- Sep 3, 2008
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Despite Its Attempt To Be 'Vaporware', Spore Is Ready To Burst Upon Us All— As Spore nears its release date, a look back at the long wait for Will Wright's newest game.
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- Aug 27, 2008
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Beijing Olympics: The Definitive Retrospective— The second and final part of Dr Dreadful's Olympics wrap-up, live from the Beijing Kitchen Chinese Restaurant.
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- Aug 23, 2008
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Driving with Teenagers, Flying with Babies and Other Red-Eye Thoughts— Sleep-deprived on a red-eye flight from LA, the mind wanders.
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- Aug 15, 2008
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Satire: The Olympics So Far— Superhuman swimmers, drug scandals, cheating and politics - yes, it's the Olympic Games once again. Dr Dreadful reports.
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2008 Olympics: Events I Would Like To See— There are 302 or so Olympic events. A few more couldn't hurt.
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- Aug 10, 2008
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Politics, Thy Name is Hubris— Hubris is a sin, which leads many to become politicians and helps many of them to fail.
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- Aug 8, 2008
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A Word from the Hawking Institute for Mathematical Fantasy— The experiment that swallowed the world.
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- Aug 7, 2008
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How to Make Your Tinfoil Hat— Don't let the CFR turn you into a robotic spy with their mind control lasers. Take steps to protect yourself now!
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Paris for President? Ah, Why Not?— Paris for President? Why the heck not?
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- Aug 4, 2008
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Satire: Indie Music Fan Hopelessly Unaware of Current Pop Culture— An indie fan wrestles with pop cultural ignorance
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Left Wing Tax-and-Spenders and the Rose-Colored Dream of John McCain — With McCain pulling even in the polls, the Conservative dream of a perfect world is at hand.
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- Jul 22, 2008
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Let's All Get Naked at the Bohemian Grove!— It's that time of year again, when the global elite gather for some gay sex, drag shows and subjugating the proles.
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- Jul 17, 2008
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Satire: Engaged Couple’s Musical Differences Threaten to Derail Wedding— Musical differences threaten to wreck one couple's wedding
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- Jul 12, 2008
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General Hospital: Spinelli... Like A Virgin— Is he or isn't he? Amid the unbridled excitement arise lingering questions about Spinelli's virginity. Spin's Vixenella speaks out.
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- Jul 9, 2008
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A Novel Idea: They’ll Never Catch On!— Cry Random House, cry.
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- Jul 8, 2008
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Rant: Useful Idiots Are, Well, Useful — Useful Idiots perform a function in society: they make us angry. That is a good thing.
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- Jul 2, 2008
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Greetings from Mars— A daily cartoon by Jenn Jordan.
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- Jun 27, 2008
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Greetings from Mars— A new daily comic strip.
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- Jun 26, 2008
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Greetings from Mars— A daily comic strip by Jenn Jordan.
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- Jun 25, 2008
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Greetings From Mars — A new daily comic strip by Jenn Jordan.
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- Jun 24, 2008
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Satire: Area Cyclist Agrees to Share the Road— One local cyclist agrees to change his biking habits.
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- Jun 22, 2008
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General Hospital: Believing Better Be Receiving— The snarky Vixenella's Spin on General Hospital Emmy Wins and the new SoapNet "Believe It Can Happen" promo.
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An Imaginary Memo from Guza and Gang— General Hospital fans of Spinelli and Maxie are fighting back with this hard-hitting and sarcastic make-believe memo from Head Writer Bob Guza.
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- Jun 18, 2008
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The Rules Against, and Condemnation of, Hate Speech Must be Expanded and Vigorously Applied— Let us all be nice to one another; it is the good and proper way to be.
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- Jun 15, 2008
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Satire: New Airline Charges— Airlines have been forced to cut back on some amenities and charge for some services traditionally included in airfare.
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- Jun 12, 2008
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Satire: Gitmo Workers Anxious About Employment Future— With the new ruling, employees are understandably nervous about their job prospects.
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- Jun 11, 2008
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Satire: Iraqi-Mania… And What Do Americans/Iraqis Want?— Ever feel like you were watching the world through one of those fun-house mirrors?
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- Jun 8, 2008
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Satire: Mysterious Group Vows to Constantly Talk During Music Concerts— A new group vows to talk during concerts.
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- Jun 6, 2008
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Ding Dong the Witch is Dead!— Has she really gone where the goblins go, or will she be back in Act III?
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- Jun 5, 2008
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Domesticating Torture Creates New Jobs— Domesticating torture isn't such a bad idea after all.
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- Jun 2, 2008
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Satire: Prince Sues U.S.-Based Mirrors— A publicist for Prince announces an ambitious lawsuit
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Satire: Michigan And Its Delegates To be Halfsied— And you thought just the _story_ was being dissected by the national media.
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- May 27, 2008
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Satire: New Kids on the Block Fans Vindicated— Blockheads rejoice as the Kids' tour offers bargain-basement ticket prices.
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- May 21, 2008
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Satire: Tom Waits Fans Respond to Glitter and Doom Ticket Policy— Tom Waits fans respond to the Glitter and Doom ticket policy.
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- Apr 29, 2008
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Satire: Last Night With George Clooney— That's right Portland - the big GC thinks you're tops.
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- Apr 24, 2008
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Satire: An Earth Day Interview With Mother Earth— Mother Earth was in quite the mood. She's really out of touch with what it means to be human.
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- Apr 20, 2008
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Satire: Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter the Temple of Man Made Global Warming!— Humankind is the true culprit behind global warming and must be sacrificed to save Mother Earth.
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- Apr 19, 2008
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Satire: Miss Manners Scolds President Bush — Judith Martin speculates on the origins of the incumbent after his indecorous regard for His Holiness.
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